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#27100
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Silk Trader - 27137~
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0 bg 100
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wait 1 sec
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switch %random.23%
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case 1
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emote eyes a passing woman.
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say Come, m'lady, and have a look at this precious silk!
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break
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case 2
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say Wouldn't you look lovely in this!
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emote shows you a gown of indigo silk.
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break
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case 3
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emote holds a pair of silk gloves up for you to inspect.
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break
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case 4
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say Have at this fine silk from exotic corners of the world you will likely never see!
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smirk
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break
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case 5
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say Step forward, my pretty locals!
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break
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case 6
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emote shades %self.hisher% eyes with %self.hisher% hand.
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break
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case 7
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say Have you ever seen an ogre in a silken gown?
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say I didn't *think* so!
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cackle
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break
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case 8
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emote hands you a glass of wine.
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say Come, have a seat and view my wares.
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break
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case 9
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emote looks at you.
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emote shakes %self.hisher% head sadly.
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break
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case 10
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emote fiddles with some maps.
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break
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case 11
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say Here here! Beggars and nobles alike come forward and make your bids!
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break
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case 12
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say I am in this bourgeois hamlet for a limited time only!
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emote swirls some wine in a glass.
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break
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case 13
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say Ah! Fellow travellers! Come have a look at the finest silk this side of the infamous Ched Razimtheth!
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break
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case 14
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look %actor%
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say You are feebly attired for the danger that lies ahead.
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break
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case 15
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say Silk is the way to go.
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emote smiles warmly.
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break
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case 16
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say Worthy adventurers, hear my call!
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break
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case 17
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emote adjusts %self.hisher% cloak.
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break
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case 18
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say Certain doom awaits you, therefore shall you die in silk?
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emote bows respectfully.
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break
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case 19
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say Can you direct me to the nearest tavern?
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break
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case 20
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say Heard the latest ogre joke?
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emote snickers to %self.himher%self.
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break
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case 21
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say What ho, traveller! Rest your legs here for a spell and peruse the latest in fashion!
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break
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case 22
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say Beware ye, traveller, lest ye come to live in Exile!
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emote grins evilly.
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break
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case 23
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emote touches your shoulder.
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say A word of advice. Beware of any ale labeled 'mushroom' or 'pumpkin'.
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emote shivers uncomfortably.
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break
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default
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smile
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break
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done
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~
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#27101
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Athos - 27153~
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0 bg 50
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~
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wait 1 sec
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switch %random.7%
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case 1
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emote gazes into %self.hisher% wine gloomily.
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break
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case 2
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emote grimaces.
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break
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case 3
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emote asks you, 'Have you seen the lady, pale and fair, with a heart of stone?'
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say That monster will be the death of us all.
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break
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case 4
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say God save the King!
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break
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case 5
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say All for one and .. one for...
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emote drowns %self.himher%self in a swig of wine.
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break
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case 6
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emote looks up with a philosophical air.
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say Women - God's eternal punishment on man.
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break
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case 7
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emote downs his glass and leans heavily on the oaken table.
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say You know, we would best band together and wrestle the monstrous woman from her lair and home!
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break
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default
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break
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done
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~
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#27102
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Hangman - 27102~
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0 bg 100
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~
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wait 1 sec
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switch %random.5%
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case 1
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emote whirls %self.hisher% noose like a lasso and it lands neatly around your neck.
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say You're next, you ugly rogue!
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say Just kidding.
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emote pats you on your head.
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break
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case 2
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say I was conceived in Exile and have been integrated into society!
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say Muahahaa.
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break
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case 3
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say Anyone have a butterknife I can borrow?
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break
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case 4
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emote suddenly pulls a lever.
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%echo% With the flash of light on metal a giant guillotine comes crashing down!
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%echo% A head drops to the ground from the platform.
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shout Next!
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break
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case 5
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emote whistles a local tune.
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break
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default
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break
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done
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~
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#27103
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Butcher - 27142~
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0 bg 5
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~
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wait 1 sec
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switch %random.17%
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case 1
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say I need a Union.
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emote glares angrily.
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emote rummages about for an axe.
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break
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case 2
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emote gnaws on a toothpick.
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break
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case 3
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emote runs a finger along the edge of a giant meat cleaver.
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emote grins evilly.
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break
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case 4
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say Pork for sale!
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break
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case 5
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emote whispers to you, 'I've got some great damage eq in the back room. Wanna see?
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emote throws back %self.hisher% head and cackles with insane glee!
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break
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case 6
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emote yawns sleepily.
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break
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case 7
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emote throws an arm around the headless body of an ogre and asks to have %self.hisher% picture taken.
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break
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case 8
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emote listlessly grabs a cleaver and hurls it into the wall behind your head.
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break
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case 9
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emote juggles some fingers.
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break
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case 10
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emote eyes your limbs.
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emote chuckles.
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break
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case 11
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say Hi, Alice.
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break
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case 12
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emote listlessly grabs a cleaver and hurls it into the wall behind your head.
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break
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case 13
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say Everyone looks like food to me these days.
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emote sighs loudly.
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break
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case 14
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emote throws up his head and shouts wildly.
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emote shouts, 'Bring out your dead!'
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break
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case 15
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say The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out..
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break
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case 16
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emote sings 'Brave, brave Sir Patton...'
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emote whistles a tune.
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emote smirks.
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break
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case 17
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say Get Lurch to bring me over a case and I'll sport you a year's supply of grilled ogre.
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break
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default
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break
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done
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~
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#27104
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Stu - 27166~
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0 bg 100
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~
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wait 1 sec
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switch %random.14%
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case 1
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say I'm so damn cool, I'm too cool to hang out with myself!
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break
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case 2
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say I'm really the NICEST guy you ever MEET!
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break
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case 3
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say Follow me for exp, gold and lessons in ADVANCED C!
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break
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case 4
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say Mind if I upload 200 megs of pregnant XXX gifs with no descriptions to your bbs?
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break
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case 5
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say Sex? No way! I'd rather jog 20 miles!
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break
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case 6
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say I'll take you OUT!! ...tomorrow
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break
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case 7
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say I invented Mud you know...
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break
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case 8
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say Can I have a cup of water?
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break
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case 9
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say I'll be jogging down ventnor ave in 10 minutes if you want some!
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break
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case 10
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say just let me pull a few strings and I'll get ya a site, they love me! - doesn't everyone?
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break
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case 11
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say Pssst! Someone tell Mercy to sport me some levels.
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emote nudges you with his elbow.
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break
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case 12
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say Edgar! Buddy! Let's group and hack some ogres to tiny quivering bits!
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break
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case 13
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emote tells you, 'Skylar has bad taste in women!'
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emote screams in terror!
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flee
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break
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case 14
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emote flexes.
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break
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default
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break
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done
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~
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#27105
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Earl of Sundhaven - 27100~
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0 bg 100
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~
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wait 1 sec
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switch %random.9%
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case 1
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say Lovely weather today.
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break
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case 2
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emote practices a lunge with an imaginary foe.
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break
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case 3
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say Hot performance at the gallows tonight.
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emote winks suggustively.
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break
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case 4
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say Must remember to up the taxes at my convenience.
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break
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case 5
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say Sundhaven is impermeable to the enemy!
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emote growls menacingly.
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break
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case 6
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say Decadence is the credence of the abominable.
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break
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case 7
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say I look at you and get a wonderful sense of impending doom.
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emote chortles merrily.
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break
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case 8
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emote touches his goatee ponderously.
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break
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case 9
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say It's Mexican Madness night at Maynards!
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emote bounces around.
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break
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default
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break
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done
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~
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#27106
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Blinder - 27161~
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0 k 5
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~
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%echo% %self.name% whispers, 'So, %actor.name%! You wouldst share my affliction!'
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wait 1 sec
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%send% %actor.name% %self.name%'s frayed cloak blows as he aims a bony finger at you.
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%echoaround% %actor.name% %self.name%'s frayed cloak blows as he points at %actor.name%.
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wait 1 sec
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%send% %actor.name% A flash of pale fire explodes in your face!
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%echoaround% %actor.name% A flash of pale fire explodes in %actor.name%'s face!
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dg_cast 'blindness' %actor%
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~
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#27107
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Idiot - 27115~
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0 bg 100
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~
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wait 1 sec
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switch %random.13%
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case 1
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say even if idiot = god.
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say and Stu = idiot.
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say Stu could still not = god.
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emote smiles.
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break
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case 2
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emote balances a newbie sword on his head.
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break
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case 3
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emote doesn't think you could stand up to him in a duel.
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break
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case 4
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say Rome really was built in a day.
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emote snickers.
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break
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case 5
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emote flips over and walks around on his hands.
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break
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case 6
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emote cartwheels around the room.
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break
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case 7
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say How many ogres does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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emote stops and whaps himself upside the head.
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break
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case 8
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say Uh huh. Uh huh huh.
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break
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case 9
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emote looks at you.
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emote whistles quietly.
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break
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case 10
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emote taps out a tune on your forehead.
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break
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case 11
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emote has a battle of wits with himself and comes out unharmed.
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break
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case 12
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say All this and I am just a number.
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emote cries on your shoulder.
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break
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case 13
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say A certain hunchback I know dresses very similar to you, very similar...
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break
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default
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break
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done
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~
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#27108
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Slipping on Marbles - 27147~
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1 q 100
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if %actor.is_pc%
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if %random.100% + %actor.dex% > 50
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%send% %actor% You slip on %self.shortdesc% and fall.
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%echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% slips on %self.shortdesc% and falls.
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return 0
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%force% %actor% sit
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else
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%send% %actor% You slip on %self.shortdesc%, but manage to retain your balance.
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%echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% slips on %self.shortdesc%, but manages to retain %actor.hisher% balance.
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end
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end
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~
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#27109
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Dump - 27125, 27126~
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2 h 100
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%echo% %object.shortdesc% vanishes in a puff of smoke!
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%send% %actor% You are awarded for outstanding performance.
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%echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% has been awarded for being a good citizen.
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eval value %object.cost% / 10
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%purge% %object%
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if %value% > 50
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eval value 50
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elseif %value% < 1
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eval value 1
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end
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if %actor.level% < 3
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nop %actor.exp(%value%)%
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else
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nop %actor.gold(%value%)%
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end
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#27110
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Thief - 27143, 27107~
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0 b 10
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~
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set actor %random.char%
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if %actor%
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if %actor.is_pc% && %actor.gold%
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%send% %actor% You discover that %self.name% has %self.hisher% hands in your wallet.
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%echoaround% %actor% %self.name% tries to steal gold from %actor.name%.
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eval coins %actor.gold% * %random.10% / 100
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nop %actor.gold(-%coins%)
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nop %self.gold(%coins%)
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end
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end
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