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#27700
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Shire Gossip~
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0 b 40
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eval one %random.22%
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eval two %random.14%
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eval three %random.25%
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eval four %random.29%
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set exclaim[1] And wouldn't you know...
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set exclaim[2] By eck!
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set exclaim[3] Belt up, and listen to this...
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set exclaim[4] Would you Adam & Eve it?!
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set exclaim[5] Blimey!
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set exclaim[6] Straight up now...
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set exclaim[7] Button it! Thats not what I heard!
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set exclaim[8] Well, while we're chewing the fat...
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set exclaim[9] Shut your cake 'ole, thats not the story!
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set exclaim[10] Ah thats a load of old rubbish!
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set exclaim[11] Crikey!
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set exclaim[12] Codswallop!
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set exclaim[13] Heres summat for you.
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set exclaim[14] Wet your whistle and let me do the talking...
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set exclaim[15] Flaming Nora!
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set exclaim[16] Its a load of tripe mate...
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set exclaim[17] Open your lug 'oles!
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set exclaim[18] Heres a bit of malarky for you...
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set exclaim[19] Nathen, me old china...
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set exclaim[20] Lets have one for the road!
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set exclaim[21] Now I'm not telling porkies!
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set exclaim[22] Well this takes the biscuit...
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set story[1] I heard that
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set story[2] A little bird told me
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set story[3] The words around that
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set story[4] The actual problem was that
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set story[5] Apparently
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set story[6] What really happened is
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set story[7] Its my humble opinion that
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set story[8] The story is that
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set story[9] The truth of the matter is
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set story[10] He told me
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set story[11] She told me
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set story[12] They seemed to think
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set story[13] Popular opinion is that
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set story[14] If you ask me...
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set person[1] the cheap git
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set person[2] the grumpy old bag
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set person[3] the old gaffer
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set person[4] that blabbermouth
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set person[5] the silly twit
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set person[6] the birdbrain
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set person[7] that silly slapper
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set person[8] the bobby-dazzler
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set person[9] the big tosser
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set person[10] that foolish berk
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set person[11] the toe rag
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set person[12] the wee nipper
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set person[13] that plonker
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set person[14] the scallywag
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set person[15] the tart
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set person[16] the old codger
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set person[17] the geezer
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set person[18] the young lad
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set person[19] the bloke
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set person[20] that misery-guts
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set person[21] the wally
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set person[22] the little lass
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set person[23] the clever cloggs
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set person[24] that cheeky monkey
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set person[25] me old mate
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set did[1] went and done a runner.
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set did[2] just got all brassed off.
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set did[3] has gone a bit barmy.
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set did[4] actually clocked him one!
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set did[5] is not a full shilling.
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set did[6] told her she could be a bit of alright if she tried.
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set did[7] is working up to a bit of an argy-bargy.
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set did[8] told him he was all mouth and no trousers.
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set did[9] went and threw a wobbly.
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set did[10] is nothing but aggro.
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set did[11] left him all on his tod again.
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set did[12] is a bit of a nutter.
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set did[13] is completely crackers!
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set did[14] told me he nearly popped his clogs.
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set did[15] got in a bit of a cock up!
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set did[16] went absolutely doole alley!
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set did[17] reckons he'll come a cropper if he caries on.
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set did[18] is thick as two short planks.
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set did[19] had a big old bit of barney the other day.
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set did[20] is daft as a brush!
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set did[21] figures he lost his bottle.
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set did[22] is up the swanny.
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set did[23] got in a strop.
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set did[24] seems a bit dodgy to me.
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set did[25] went on a bender.
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set did[26] figured it was a good way to make a bob or two.
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set did[27] was well chuffed about it!
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set did[28] was like a bull in a china shop.
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set did[29] got all cheesed off!
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set first %%exclaim[%one%]%%
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set second %%story[%two%]%%
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set third %%person[%three%]%%
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set fourth %%did[%four%]%%
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eval first %first%
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eval second %second%
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eval third %third%
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eval fourth %fourth%
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say %first% %second% %third% %fourth%
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~
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$~
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