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#27500
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goethe~
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Goethe~
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Goethe is here, staring blindly into space.
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Goethe exudes an aura of verbosity.
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#27501
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harry hare krishna~
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Harry the Hare Krishna~
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Harry the Hare Krishna is busy burning incense and singing.
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Harry is a tall man with a shaven head and a long pony tail... Gee I wonder
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if he is a Hare Krishna.
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#27502
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wally wizard~
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Wally the Wizard~
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Wally the Wizard is busy playing with his magical items.
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Wally is an old, long haired man with an obvious affection to strange and
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unusual magic items. When he looks at you, he doesn't seem to be completely
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there.
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#27503
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policeman police man~
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the policeman~
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A policeman is here, walking his beat.
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Specifically recruited by the upper class people of New Sparta, there is no
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one more respectable and honest than the on-duty policeman.
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#27504
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cop~
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the cop~
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A cop is wandering around looking for doughnuts.
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You can see that this guy does not concentrate very much on his job and
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tends to look the other way. He seems to be more interested in filling his
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belly with doughnuts than in protecting the city.
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#27505
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mugger~
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the mugger~
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A mugger is thinking about taking your money or your life.
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Driven to desperate measures, this leech of society is after one thing...
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Your money. He'll do anything to get it too.
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#27506
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tourist~
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the tourist~
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A tourist is here, taking in the sights.
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Every metropolis has them, well so does New Sparta. Be careful not to get
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caught in their line of sight.
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#27507
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norm peterson~
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Norm~
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Norm is drinking another beer.
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You see Norm from Cheers, he is big, fat, drinks a lot and is an overall
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jolly fellow.
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#27508
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cliff claven~
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Cliff Claven~
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Cliff is rattling off useless trivia.
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A postal worker who never seems to be doing his job, Cliff is out of touch
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with reality and tends to be annoying--even to his friends.
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#27509
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carla labeck~
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Carla~
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Carla is waiting on tables.
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Carla splashes a drink in your face.
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#27510
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woody boyd~
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Woody~
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Woody is waiting to serve you a drink.
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A farm boy from Indiana, he has not quite fit into the atmosphere of the big
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city yet.
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#27511
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mayor abe~
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Mayor Abe~
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Mayor Abe is about, inspecting the city.
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This high official, like most other politicians, seems uninterested in
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helping the community. Not a man to be trifled with, the Mayor is reputed to
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have ties with the mob kingpin -- Lucifer.
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#27512
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rebecca howe~
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Rebecca Howe~
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Rebecca Howe is hurrying about making sure Cheers is in order.
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A very harried but yet beautiful woman. Most of her anguish stems from her
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sexual frustrations and from attempting to keep Cheers in order.
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#27513
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sam malone~
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Sam~
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Sam is here, hitting on the women.
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A very handsome, self-assured ex-baseball player who is very popular with
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the ladies, but often finds himself in sticky situations.
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#27514
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frasier crane~
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Frasier~
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Frasier is here psychoanalyzing patrons in the bar.
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Though very emotionally unstable for a psychiatrist, Dr. Crane tries to aid
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people with their problems while creating his own.
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#27515
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lilith sternen crane~
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Lilith~
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Lilith is sitting at the bar, keeping a watchful eye on Frasier.
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A calm, thoroughly rational and logical thinker on the outside -- a wild,
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crazy, sexual goddess on the inside.
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#27516
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paul~
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Paul~
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Paul is here, drinking a beer.
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Paul is a robust man, who tends to be a bit childish when around Norm and
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Cliff.
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#27517
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alley cat~
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the alley cat~
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An alley cat is looking for food.
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This is an everyday unwanted alley cat who spends most of his day looking
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for food.
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#27518
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pee wee peewee~
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Pee Wee~
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Pee Wee is doing something you would rather not like to know.
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Pee Wee is the owner of this peep show, so you'd better not piss him off.
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#27519
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punk~
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the punk~
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A punk is here, deciding what colour to spray paint your back.
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You see a punk who is more than willing to knock off an old lady for a few
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bucks.
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#27520
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skinhead head skin~
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the skinhead~
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A skinhead is here, looking for a punk to kill.
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Skinheads are mean and nasty... Better not stare too long.
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#27521
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prostitute~
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the prostitute~
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A prostitute is soliciting you.
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When you look at her she says, 'Hey baby, wanna party? '
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#27522
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jonathan hill~
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Jonathan Hill~
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Jonathan Hill is here, welcoming his costumers.
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This is the evil bald-headed guy who runs Melville's.
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#27523
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bishop~
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the Bishop~
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The Bishop is here, looking for a crime to solve.
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Da Da Deah (sorry for the bad sound effects)! It's the Bishop!
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#27524
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dockworker worker~
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the dockworker~
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A dockworker is busy moving crates.
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Dockworkers get very strong from lifting crates and the size of his muscles
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make you think twice about attacking him.
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#27525
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prostitute transvestite~
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the transvestite~
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A prostitute is here, looking for customers.
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When you take a closer look, you realize that this is not the lovely lady
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you first laid eyes on, but is really just a female impersonator.
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#27526
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pimp~
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the pimp~
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A pimp is busy counting his money to see if his women have been cheating him.
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You over hear the pimp reciting poetry...
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Bitch better have my money
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not some, not half
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but all my cash!
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#27527
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orc lineman raider~
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the Orc lineman~
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A Raiders' lineman is here hunting for the ball.
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This is one of Orcland's lineman. He is a balanced player, but has no
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outstanding abilities.
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#27528
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human lineman warrior~
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the Human lineman~
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A Warriors' lineman is here hunting for the ball.
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This is one of New Sparta's lineman. He is a balanced player, but has no
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outstanding abilities.
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orc raider receiver~
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the Orc receiver~
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A Raiders' receiver is here running a pattern.
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This is one of the Orcs' skilled receivers. He is quick, but not very
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powerful.
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human warrior receiver~
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the Human receiver~
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A Warriors' receiver is here running a pattern.
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This is one of the Warriors' skilled receiver. He is quick, but not very
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powerful.
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orc blocker raider~
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the Orc blocker~
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A Raiders' blocker is trying to pave an open pathway.
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This is the slowest (both physically AND mentally) of the bloodbowl players.
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However, he is also very large and powerful, so be careful when tangling with
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him.
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human blocker warrior~
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the Human blocker~
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A Warriors' blocker is trying to pave an open pathway.
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This is the slowest (both physically AND mentally) of the bloodbowl players.
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However, he is also very large and powerful, so be careful when tangling with
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him.
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orc thrower raider~
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the Orc thrower~
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A Raiders' thrower, attempting a pass.
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Similar to a quarterback, this is a player with both mobility and a cannon
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for an arm. He can also hold his own when hitting with the big boys.
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human thrower warrior~
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the Human thrower~
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A Warriors' thrower, attempting a pass.
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Similar to a quarterback, this is a player with both mobility and a cannon
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for an arm. He can also hold his own when hitting with the big boys.
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orc blitzer raider~
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the Orc blitzer~
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A fierce Raiders' blitzer, waiting to tear someone limb from limb.
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An all-around fearsome athlete, the blitzer is the toughest most aggressive
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player on the bloodbowl field.
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human blitzer warrior~
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the Human blitzer~
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A fierce Warriors' blitzer, waiting to tear someone limb from limb.
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An all-around fearsome athlete, the blitzer is the toughest most aggressive
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player on the bloodbowl field.
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#27537
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spectator loyal fan~
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the loyal fan~
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A loyal fan is here enjoying the game.
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Your average sports fan, who attends a game now and then.
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child kid~
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the innocent child~
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A child is here, wandering around.
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Awww, how cute!!!
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vendor salesman~
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the vendor~
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A vendor is here peddling his goods.
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A merchant with a variety of goods, with nothing you particularly need.
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#27540
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construction worker~
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the construction worker~
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A construction worker is here on his break.
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A strong, dirty, harsh-talking construction worker.
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#27541
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rowdy fan drunk~
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the drunk, rowdy fan~
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A drunk, rowdy fan is here, making an ass of himself.
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Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down -- sit down you're rocking the boat.
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#27542
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security guard~
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the Security Guard~
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A Security Guard is here, attempting to maintain order.
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Not as efficient as a police officer, but then not as expensive either.
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#27544
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fire marshall bob~
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Fire Marshall Bob~
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Fire Marshall Bob is busy trying to extinguish the fire that is on his back.
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This is one poor excuse for a Fire Marshall. He's obviously started more
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fires in his day than he's actually extinguished. Just another sad example of
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nepotism in today's world!
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#27545
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fireman fire man~
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the fireman~
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A fireman is here, looking rather useless.
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Well, the less skilled relatives of the Sparta executives needed a job
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somewhere, so they wound up here. Obviously, it is a very cushy job because
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there are no real fires in New Sparta.
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#27546
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whore ~
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the whore~
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A whore is looking for customers.
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The only good attribute of this beast is her low prices, which would explain
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why she is always busy with punks and skinheads.
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#27547
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minor throat~
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the minor throat~
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A minor throat is busy doing homework.
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~
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This is one of the weakest of the evil inhabitants of the library. They
|
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will do anything for a good grade or to keep a good man down.
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~
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#27548
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throat~
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the throat~
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A throat is here, looking for someone's notes to steal.
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~
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This is one of the most populated species of the library. They are really
|
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desperate for a good grade.
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~
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#27549
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major throat~
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the major throat~
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A major throat is busy hiding all the science reference books.
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~
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You see a barely human creature that has absolutely no morals or sense of
|
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dignity.
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~
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#27550
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senior throat~
|
|
the senior throat~
|
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A senior throat is burning all the useful books.
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~
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You see a devilish looking creature that would gladly sell its sister into
|
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slavery for a good grade.
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~
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#27551
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master throat~
|
|
the master throat~
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|
The master throat is here, trying to break into the school records.
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~
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The master throat is the devilish and desperate creature that lacks any
|
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morals or self dignity. Watch out, its' eyeing your stuff right now!
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~
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#27552
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|
cheerleader leader~
|
|
the cheerleader~
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|
A cheerleader is here rooting on the home team.
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|
~
|
|
Wow! Don't you wish there were more girls like these around? Almost
|
|
nothing rivals the beauty of the cheerleaders, unfortunately their looks are
|
|
not always matched by their brains (unfortunately for them, but lucky for YOU!!
|
|
), though you are positive you could forget about that fact for just a few
|
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hours.
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~
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#27553
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head cheerleader leader ilsa~
|
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Ilsa the Head Cheerleader~
|
|
Ilsa the Head Cheerleader is here, looking totally gorgeous!
|
|
~
|
|
You gaze at this beauty with long, flowing blonde hair, an angelic, calming
|
|
face, firm, ample... And a body that just screams...! You snap out of your
|
|
daydream and notice that she is frowning at you, as she does not appreciate
|
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people undressing her with their eyes.
|
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~
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#27554
|
|
chief o'hara~
|
|
Chief O'Hara~
|
|
Chief O'Hara is sitting behind his desk.
|
|
~
|
|
The Chief is a longtime law enforcement agent who has become overweight from
|
|
years of eating doughnuts. He is a jolly Irishman, who for the first time will
|
|
have to do his job without the services of Batman. Unfortunately for you, he
|
|
actually looks up to the job now! Looks like he has finally gotten a clue.
|
|
~
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#27555
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warden~
|
|
the Warden~
|
|
The Warden is here guarding the jail.
|
|
~
|
|
A staunch proponent of the death penalty, and the keeper of the jail key.
|
|
~
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#27556
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|
maid~
|
|
the maid~
|
|
A maid is here cleaning up after the guests.
|
|
~
|
|
The maid is a lady weary from constant upkeep of the hotel who views most of
|
|
mankind as slobs.
|
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~
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#27557
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|
esprit~
|
|
Esprit~
|
|
Esprit is behind bars, where he belongs.
|
|
~
|
|
The law finally caught up to this character killer, who is serving an
|
|
indefinite sentence. May this be a lesson to you all.
|
|
~
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#27558
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|
cashier clerk~
|
|
the cashier~
|
|
A cashier is busy filing her nails.
|
|
~
|
|
You see a student working at her part-time job. She really would rather be
|
|
somewhere else, but needs the money for tuition.
|
|
~
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#27559
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|
cop~
|
|
the cop~
|
|
The cop is sitting here eating doughnuts.
|
|
~
|
|
You can see that this guy does not concentrate very much on his job and
|
|
tends to look the other way. He seems to be more interested in filling his
|
|
belly with doughnuts than in protecting the city.
|
|
~
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#27560
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|
cop~
|
|
the cop~
|
|
The cop is sitting here having a drink.
|
|
~
|
|
You can see that this guy does not concentrate very much on his job and
|
|
tends to look the other way. He seems to be more interested in filling his
|
|
belly with beer than in protecting the city.
|
|
~
|
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#27561
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|
shoplifter shop lifter~
|
|
a shoplifter~
|
|
A shoplifter is busy stuffing things into her pockets.
|
|
~
|
|
From the size of her pockets, you can see that this is one busy
|
|
kleptomaniac.
|
|
~
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#27562
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|
fisherman fisher man~
|
|
a fisherman~
|
|
A fisherman is waiting to serve you.
|
|
~
|
|
This guy's been around fish so long that he is beginning to look and smell
|
|
like one.
|
|
~
|
|
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#27563
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|
arms dealer~
|
|
the arms dealer~
|
|
An arms dealer is cleaning his guns.
|
|
~
|
|
Like most arms dealers, he has got greased back hair and a slimy moustache.
|
|
~
|
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#27564
|
|
raghuram manager~
|
|
Raghuram the 7-11 Manager~
|
|
Raghuram the 7-11 Manager is here.
|
|
~
|
|
Like most 7-11 managers, Raghuram is Indian, and speaks with a near
|
|
incomprehensible accent.
|
|
~
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#27565
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|
launchpad duck mcquack~
|
|
Launchpad McQuack~
|
|
Launchpad McQuack is here following Darkwing.
|
|
~
|
|
You see a tall humanoid duck who is quite confused and very dim-witted, but
|
|
definitely no duck to mess with. You instinctively retch in reaction to
|
|
looking at this horrible thing!
|
|
~
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#27566
|
|
bimbo bleached blonde~
|
|
the bleached blonde bimbo~
|
|
A bleached blonde bimbo is bouncing around.
|
|
~
|
|
You can almost feel the intelligence and wisdom points being reduced as you
|
|
feel the blood rush from your head to another part of your anatomy.
|
|
~
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#27567
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|
stripper~
|
|
the stripper~
|
|
A stripper is here, undressing for your entertainment.
|
|
~
|
|
Wow, you have never seen such large breasts before in your life, it really
|
|
makes you believe that there is a God! (and he likes big butts too)
|
|
~
|
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#27568
|
|
Guildguard sorcerer~
|
|
the sorcerer~
|
|
A sorcerer is guarding the entrance.
|
|
~
|
|
He is an experienced mage who has specialized in the field of Combat Magic.
|
|
He is here to guard the Mage's Guild and his superior knowledge of offensive as
|
|
well as defensive spells make him a deadly opponent.
|
|
~
|
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|
#27569
|
|
knight templar guildguard~
|
|
the knight templar~
|
|
A knight templar is guarding the entrance.
|
|
~
|
|
He is a specially trained warrior belonging to the military order of the
|
|
Faith. His duty is to protect the faithful from persecution and infidel
|
|
attacks and his religious devotion combined with his superior skill makes him a
|
|
deadly opponent.
|
|
~
|
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|
#27570
|
|
assassin guildguard~
|
|
the assassin~
|
|
An assassin is guarding the entrance.
|
|
~
|
|
He is a thief who has specialized in killing others as effectively as
|
|
possible, using all sorts of weapons. His superior knowledge of how and where
|
|
to use them combined with his extraordinary stealth makes him a deadly
|
|
opponent.
|
|
~
|
|
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|
#27571
|
|
knight guildguard~
|
|
the knight~
|
|
A knight is guarding the entrance.
|
|
~
|
|
He is an expert warrior who has attained knighthood through countless
|
|
chivalrous deeds. His duty is to protect the Guild of Swordsmen and his
|
|
extreme skill combined with his experience in warfare makes him a deadly
|
|
opponent.
|
|
~
|
|
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|
#27572
|
|
guildmaster master~
|
|
the Guildmaster~
|
|
The Mages' Guildmaster is standing here.
|
|
~
|
|
Even though your Guildmaster looks old and tired, you can clearly see the
|
|
vast amount of knowledge she possesses. She is wearing fine magic clothing,
|
|
and you notice that she is surrounded by a blue shimmering aura.
|
|
~
|
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#27573
|
|
guildmaster master~
|
|
the Guildmaster~
|
|
The Clerics' Guildmaster is standing here.
|
|
~
|
|
You are in no doubt that this Guildmaster is truly close to your god; he has
|
|
a peaceful, loving look. You notice that he is surrounded by a white aura.
|
|
~
|
|
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|
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#27574
|
|
guildmaster master~
|
|
the Guildmaster~
|
|
The Thieves' Guildmaster is standing here.
|
|
~
|
|
You realize that whenever your Guildmaster moves, you fail to notice it -
|
|
the way of the true thief. She is to be dressed in poor clothing, having the
|
|
appearance of a beggar.
|
|
~
|
|
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|
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#27575
|
|
guildmaster master~
|
|
the Guildmaster~
|
|
The Warriors' Guildmaster is standing here.
|
|
~
|
|
This is your master. Big and strong with bulging muscles. Several scars
|
|
across his body proves that he was using arms before you were born. He has a
|
|
calm look on his face.
|
|
~
|
|
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#27576
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|
captain~
|
|
the Captain~
|
|
A retired Captain stands here, selling boats.
|
|
~
|
|
This Captain has eaten more sharks than you have killed peas.
|
|
~
|
|
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#27577
|
|
armourer~
|
|
the Armourer~
|
|
An Armourer stands here displaying his shiny new (and previously owned) armour.
|
|
~
|
|
An old but very strong armourer. He has made more armour in his life than
|
|
you have ever seen.
|
|
~
|
|
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#27578
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|
receptionist~
|
|
the receptionist~
|
|
A receptionist stands in front of you, looking quite bored.
|
|
~
|
|
You notice a tired look in her face. She looks like she isn't paid well
|
|
enough to put up with any crap from mud players with attitudes.
|
|
~
|
|
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#27579
|
|
waiter~
|
|
the waiter~
|
|
A waiter is going around from one place to another.
|
|
~
|
|
A tired looking waiter.
|
|
~
|
|
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#27580
|
|
waiter~
|
|
the waiter~
|
|
A waiter is going around from one place to another.
|
|
~
|
|
This man was a famous sorcerer in his young days but now leads a quiet,
|
|
peaceful life as a waiter.
|
|
~
|
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#27581
|
|
waiter~
|
|
the Waiter~
|
|
A waiter is going around from one place to another.
|
|
~
|
|
This waiter seems to have reach contact with God.
|
|
~
|
|
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#27582
|
|
waiter~
|
|
the Waiter~
|
|
A waiter is going around from one place to another.
|
|
~
|
|
This waiter knows where all his customers has their money.
|
|
~
|
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|
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#27583
|
|
waiter~
|
|
the Waiter~
|
|
A waiter is going around from one place to another.
|
|
~
|
|
The waiter looks like he could easily kill you while still carrying quite a
|
|
few firebreathers.
|
|
~
|
|
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#27584
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|
janitor~
|
|
the janitor~
|
|
A janitor is walking around, cleaning up.
|
|
~
|
|
What is there to say? He is cleaning stuff up. Wow. What a thrill.
|
|
~
|
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#27585
|
|
fido beastly~
|
|
the beastly fido~
|
|
A beastly fido is here.
|
|
~
|
|
A fido is a small dog that has a foul smell and pieces of rotted meat
|
|
hanging around its teeth.
|
|
~
|
|
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#27586
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drunk~
|
|
the drunk~
|
|
A singing, happy drunk.
|
|
~
|
|
A drunk who seems to be too happy, and to carry too much money.
|
|
~
|
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#27587
|
|
kitten pets~
|
|
the kitten~
|
|
A small loyal kitten is here.
|
|
~
|
|
The kitten looks like a cute, little, fierce fighter.
|
|
~
|
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#27588
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|
puppy pets~
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the puppy~
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A small loyal puppy is here.
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The puppy looks like a cute, little, fierce fighter.
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14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 400 E
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1 20 9 0d0+10 1d2+0
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10 100
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8 8 0
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E
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#27589
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beagle pets~
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the beagle~
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A small, quick, loyal beagle is here.
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The beagle looks like a fierce fighter.
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14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 400 E
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2 20 8 0d0+20 1d2+0
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20 400
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8 8 0
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E
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#27590
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rottweiler pets~
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the rottweiler~
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A large, loyal rottweiler is here.
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The rottweiler looks like a strong, fierce fighter.
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14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 400 E
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3 19 8 0d0+30 1d2+0
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30 900
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8 8 0
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E
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#27591
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wolf pets~
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the wolf~
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A large, trained wolf is here.
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The wolf looks like a strong, fearless fighter.
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14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E
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4 19 7 0d0+40 1d2+0
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40 1600
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8 8 0
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E
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