#22000
dust bunny cloud~
a dust bunny~
@nA @Rterrifying @Ddust bunny@n blows @Ggr@gim@Ge@n in your face.
~
   @cIt appears to be nothing than an airy blob of dust, with glowing red chunks
of fungus for eyes.  The way the dirt curls in some places almost seems like it
is reaching out for something...@n
~
bd h 600 E
15 15 1 3d3+150 2d2+2
150 22500
8 8 0
E
#22001
Snuffins mouse~
@WSnuffins@y the mouse@n~
@nA small @ymouse @nchews nervously on a piece of @Ycheese@n.
~
   @WSnuffins @cis a mouse, small in stature and by his sudden, @Rjerky @cmovements,
very nervous.  He wears a single, @Ws@Dt@Wr@Di@Wp@De@Wd @ctie and bowl hat about his head,
seeming ready to go at a moments notice.  The whiskers around his incessantly
twitching nose are long and frazzled, while patches of fur from his back seem to
have fallen out.
@n
~
bd h 1000 E
20 17 -10 4d4+200 3d3+3
200 40000
8 8 1
BareHandAttack: 8
E
T 22001
T 22002
#22002
oreo cat kitty kitten~
@DO@Wre@Do@n the cat~
A huge, hissing cat sits atop a red cushion.
~
   @cThis frightening feline is both tall and sleek.  Her face and tail are
completely @Dblack@c, save for a smattering of @Wivory @caround her nose, while her
torso and legs are pure, unbroken @Dwhite@c.  A silver @Bpendant @changs from a @Dblack@c
collar around her neck.@n
~
bdhr 0 -1000 E
19 15 -1 3d3+190 3d3+3
200 36100
5 8 2
BareHandAttack: 8
E
#22003
icemonster~
@cthe @Cice@Dmons@Cter@n~
@nAn @Cice@Dmons@Cter @ngrowls angrily.
~
   @cA tremendous creation of @Cice@c, this colossal monster has a strange kind of
beauty to it.  Two pairs of @Ccr@Wys@Cta@Wll@Cin@We@c legs stretch out from a @Ctranslucent@c,
central body.  A lop-sided sphere of @Cice@c sits exactly where a head would be, and
a long @Cic@Wic@Cle@c sticks out from it, perfectly simulating a nose.  This beast has
no visible eyes, but by its angry snarls and growls, it definitely senses your
presence here.@n
~
bcd 0 -1000 E
19 14 -1 3d3+190 3d3+3
190 36100
8 8 0
BareHandAttack: 3
E
#22004
slime blob scum~
a blob of @Doven @yscum@n~
@nA blob of @yslime@n skulks past.@n
~
   @cA mutant has been born out of coalesced oven scum and filth!  It's a big,
green-and-brown blob that absolutely @Greeks@c.@n
~
bd 0 500 E
15 19 1 3d3+150 2d2+2
100 22500
8 8 0
BareHandAttack: 4
E
#22005
kitchen pixie~
a @Wkitchen @Cpixie@n~
A @Wkitchen @Cpixie@n flitters by nervously.
~
   @cIt's a @Wkitchen @Cpixie@c, right out of the fairy tales!  She is very small and
scrawny, with a pinched, upturned nose and pouty lips.  A pair of wings attached
to her back flap at a maddeningly quick pace.@n
~
bd n 1000 E
17 18 0 3d3+170 2d2+2
170 28900
8 8 2
BareHandAttack: 14
E
#22006
spaghetti demon pile~
a @Rspaghetti @Ddemon@n~
@nA living pile of @Rspaghetti @wlurches past.@n
~
   @cThis mass of long, wet noodles seems to have suddenly mutated into a gross
kind of monster.  It roars and growls out of a dent into the clump of modly
noodles, though it apparently has no eyes.  Old spaghetti sauce seeps out and
leaves a trail everywhere this demon goes.@n
~
bd 0 0 E
17 18 0 3d3+170 2d2+2
170 28900
8 8 0
BareHandAttack: 2
E
T 22000
#22007
turkey sandwich~
a turkey sandwich~
@nA @Dturkey @ysandwich @nmutter distractedly.
~
   @cIt looks...Like a turkey sandwich.  A nice-sized sliver of meat rests
between two thick slices of @Wwhite@c bread.  It seems to have everything a
person might want out of a sandwich- @Glettuce@c, @Rtomato@c and @Gpickles@c.
@YMustard@c is even dripping off the side.  A pair of beachball-sized olives
skewered on colored toothpicks represent eyes.  By the looks of things, this
sandwich can't move, though the slices of bread flap and make mumbling noises
occasionally.@n
~
bd h 0 E
20 17 -3 4d4+200 3d3+3
200 40000
5 5 0
BareHandAttack: 12
E
T 22003
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